Castaway Hot Spot (2001)
Hey, Little Buddy. Is something troubling you?
Mr. Howell, do you want your
head cufflinks back?
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the we know everything and you're a moron Wikipedia:
In 2006, the comic strip Monty had an extended sequence in which the title character was shipwrecked on the island of Lost. He eventually discovered that the mysterious "Others" were in fact Gilligan and his descendants. Gilligan was portrayed as having gone mad and become a figure resembling Colonel Kurtz (Marlon Brando) in Apocalypse Now.
Surely the bumbling, banal Gilligan could not be worshipped as a god and be out there somewhere "operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct." Right?
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor.
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I'd almost (and should have?) forgotten that I once wrote this short poem about: