From "A Farewell to Rumsfeld" by Molly Ivins as seen on CNN.com:
Meanwhile, let us bid farewell and adieu to Brother Donald Rumsfeld, who is so full of wisdom he does not seem to be able to apply it. As a parting gift, here are some of his classic quotes:
1. "If you develop rules, never have more than 10."
2. "Don't think of yourself as indispensable or infallible. As Charles De Gaulle said, the cemeteries of the world are full of indispensable men."
3. "Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said."
4. "I don't do quagmires."
5. "I don't do diplomacy."
6. "I don't do foreign policy."
7. "I don't do predictions."
8. "I don't do numbers."
9. "I don't do book reviews."
10. "Don't divide the world into 'them' and 'us.' Avoid infatuation with or resentment of the press, the Congress, rivals or opponents. Accept them as facts. They have their jobs, and you have yours."
11. "Don't say, 'The White House wants.' Buildings can't want."
12. "If I know the answer, I'll tell you the answer. And if I don't, I'll just respond cleverly."
13. "I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said."
In fact, I'm rather going to miss Rumsfeld's Zen-like nuggets of wisdom, the most famous of which is probably about the known unknowns and the unknown unknowns:
"As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know."
Donald, we hardly knew
what the hell to make of ye...