Monday, November 12, 2018

Why Do the Heathen Rage?

Why Do the Heathen Rage?
Why Do the Heathen Rage? (2017)


Why is it that the folks that won the last election are so mad all the time?
--Barack Obama

As seen on: Glassworks




Saturday, November 03, 2018

Robot Drone High School Selfie

Robot Drone High School Selfie
Robot Drone High School Selfie (2017)


Bah, only a stupid human would play with such a pathetic gadget.
--Robot Jones, Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?

As seen on: Glassworks




Sunday, October 21, 2018

Friday, October 05, 2018

Judge Kavanaugh Makes His Opening Statement

Judge Kavanaugh Makes His Opening Statement
Judge Kavanaugh Makes His Opening Statement (2018)


We have differing views about the other qualifications of Judge Kavanaugh. But we are united, as professors of law and scholars of judicial institutions, in believing that he did not display the impartiality and judicial temperament requisite to sit on the highest court of our land.
--2400+ law professors




Monday, September 17, 2018

Trump Transition Team 7

Trump Transition Team 7
Trump Transition Team 7 (2016)


“We’re in Crazytown. I don’t know why any of us are here,” he reportedly said. Kelly was known to refer to the president an "an idiot," commenting that “it’s pointless to try to convince him of anything,” while his predecessor, Priebus, described Trump’s bedroom—where he watches cable news and writes furious tweets—as “the devil’s workshop.”
--Bob Woodward, Fear





Saturday, September 08, 2018

Trump Transition Team 9

Trump Transition Team 9
Trump Transition Team 9 (2016)


Trump’s magical mixture is to make being afraid feel like fun. His rallies are a hybrid of concert revelry and combat prep.
--Charles Blow



Saturday, August 25, 2018

Thursday, August 09, 2018

Male Model Remix

Male Model Remix
Male Model Remix (2007)


In a series of comments about nude modeling at About.com, a graduate student remembered "the sound of 20 erasers rubbing against paper [recording] the change in anatomy," as the only discernible reaction after a model had a hard-on during a pose.
--Pegi Taylor, "Nowhere to Hide," Salon

As seen on: Queen Mob's Tea House


Saturday, July 14, 2018

Alien Druggie

Alien Druggie
Alien Druggie (2016)


      "Something I been wondering about you," Lamont said. "You guys are coming to own the world.  You fly across the planets, Mars and that shit. What you want with crack?"
     "We seek to broaden our minds." 
      Lamont snorted. "Right. You might as well hit yourself in the head with a hammer."
     "We seek escape," the alien said.
     "I don't buy that, neither. What you got to escape from?"
     The Krel looked at him. "Nothing."
[...]
     "I lied to Colonel Zipp," it said. "We want cocaine for kicks."
--John Kessel, "Invaders," The Pure Product

As seen on: Gravel


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