Mommy Bluster The word of the year is “bluster.” Mommy knows best. If it’s in her cervix, IT’S ALIVE! Bring that spittoon nearer, to catch any spittle that can trace the DNA back to its vagrant father: Sugar Daddy with those Da Vinci Eyes. Mommy also reports that everything seems out of focus, and that she is hypersensitive to noise and light. Some vaginally challenged also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hyperstextuality. But the only cheating Mommy does is an occasional Twinkie or nuclear Ding-Dong from Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon or Northrop Grumman who are hiring retired generals before the fiscal cliff. Blessings may be sent to Iran or the Gaza Strip, whichever falls first. To keep Daddy informed, the city of Rome unveiled a revamped statue of Pope John Paul II after the first one was pilloried by the public and the Vatican. Mommy does a calorie count before uploading gourmet pasta, knowing full well that excess sugar makes Daddy’s diabetes shine.
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Mommy Bluster
The word of the year is “bluster.” Mommy knows best. If it’s in her cervix, IT’S ALIVE! Bring that spittoon nearer, to catch any spittle that can trace the DNA back to its vagrant father: Sugar Daddy with those Da Vinci Eyes. Mommy also reports that everything seems out of focus, and that she is hypersensitive to noise and light. Some vaginally challenged also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hyperstextuality. But the only cheating Mommy does is an occasional Twinkie or nuclear Ding-Dong from Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon or Northrop Grumman who are hiring retired generals before the fiscal cliff. Blessings may be sent to Iran or the Gaza Strip, whichever falls first. To keep Daddy informed, the city of Rome unveiled a revamped statue of Pope John Paul II after the first one was pilloried by the public and the Vatican. Mommy does a calorie count before uploading gourmet pasta, knowing full well that excess sugar makes Daddy’s diabetes shine.
[Disposable Prose November 19, 2012] Dr. Mike
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